Mrs.Thomas is taken down by Secret Service!!!!

According to MSNBC, Mrs. Becky MaryAnn Thomas of JCIB was arrested and deported to Gitmo yesterday following President Obama's State of the Union Address. It is reported that Mrs. Thomas tried to shake President Obama's hand for doing such a great job on his speech. It may have shaken his hand if it wasn't for the fact that she ran towards the stage shouting "OBAMA! OBAMA!" She was then drop kicked by a secret service agent and handcuff. The Republician Party accused Obama of being a socialist, facist, communist, terrorist, anti-american, american and from the mouth of Micheal Steele "a busta that just don't know when to stop acting like a gangsta" Also it has been reported that Mrs. Thomas has already created her own mafia-style gang and has so far been engaged in 25 fights, orders 31 hits, and has stolen over 45,000 dollars for guards and visitors. The G would like to wish Mrs.Thomas best of luck on her new criminal life and hopes she gets out soon!