PROM SET TO TAKE OUT LOAN FRIDAY!!!!

It seems that the JCIB "Birthday party"/ "Secret Celebration"/ "Don't tell no body or you die" "meeting" is set to take out a loan of 45,000 dollars from Regions bank Friday to cover the cost of the "meeting" this year. Cost include 4,500 dollars for catering, which will come from Paris and will be personally cooked by profession chefs , 6,500 to rest 25 rooms in the Embassy Suite Hotel, and 35,000 to get lil Wayne and Ludacris to perform for about 5 mins which may equal bout a song and a half. In addition it has been released that tickets will be $50 dollars this year. This means that a pimp name slickback will have to pay 2,000 to cover all the women he is bringing with he to the prom...I mean "meeting". So if you plan to attend the prom this year be prepared to bust out your wallets, purses, and piggybanks (you know you still have them)to cover the cost. But hey at least you get to hear Lil Wayne AND Ludacris....for about 5 minutes

Mrs.Thomas is taken down by Secret Service!!!!

According to MSNBC, Mrs. Becky MaryAnn Thomas of JCIB was arrested and deported to Gitmo yesterday following President Obama's State of the Union Address. It is reported that Mrs. Thomas tried to shake President Obama's hand for doing such a great job on his speech. It may have shaken his hand if it wasn't for the fact that she ran towards the stage shouting "OBAMA! OBAMA!" She was then drop kicked by a secret service agent and handcuff. The Republician Party accused Obama of being a socialist, facist, communist, terrorist, anti-american, american and from the mouth of Micheal Steele "a busta that just don't know when to stop acting like a gangsta" Also it has been reported that Mrs. Thomas has already created her own mafia-style gang and has so far been engaged in 25 fights, orders 31 hits, and has stolen over 45,000 dollars for guards and visitors. The G would like to wish Mrs.Thomas best of luck on her new criminal life and hopes she gets out soon!

Help fuel the Cause!!!!!

Unlike other magazines The G is not for profit. We do this not for money but because we live, we love, we are the news of JCIB. We find excitement in developing the news and keeping our readers up to date. However, now we have a new cause to drive for. The G has set up an account with "The Bell Center" ,a center driven to help kids with Down Syndome, the purpose of this account is to fund and donate money to this center so they can keep helping kids that have a disadvantage in life. The Way you can help is simply by visiting this site. The G has connected with several sponsors were are donating on a "per hit" basis. This means that the more visitors scribe and visit The G the more money is going to the center. So please help; invite as many people as you know and make them scribe to The G. And remember The G is the only online magazine driven to proved you with the most accurate and fair coverage about Life at JCIB

Deck the Halls with balls of jolly!!!

Don't Forget Senior Secret Santa!!!!

Just a Friendly Reminder that the Senior Secret Santa event is Friday, December, 11! On Friday place your gifts in Mr.G's room and afterschool come and reveal who you had and find one who had you!!!

Ticket's to the Rose Bowl are up for grabs!!!!

That's right Footballs fans Tickets to the Rose Bowl are for sale and they can be yours. With these tickets you get access to the all-american tailgate party, Complimentary soft drinks,tailgate fare,Live musical entertainment,Open Seating, Athlete meet-and-greetand most of all: Two Prime seats in the touchdown zone. Get them quick cause John Duncan and Eli Mayfield have already bought 10 tickets. If you want you excusive BCS Championship tickets send 14 payments of a low 11,428.57 to Wehavecheaptickets.com. or if you pay the whole 160,000 dollars at once we will throw in a free BCS hoodie Call 1-800-567-0089 NOW!!!!

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National "Burn our World Lit Papers" Day!!!!

The G has just discovered a new holiday! According to Goggle there is an actual "Burn our World Lit Papers" Day This day was discovered by Sally S. who was was buying the latest beatles CD. She declared that she would spread the news about her recent discovery and The G is hear to help! Already Brad Pitt, Oprah Winfrey, and even President Obama has commited themselves to this glorious day! Help the cause burn your World Lit paper today!!!!