PROM SET TO TAKE OUT LOAN FRIDAY!!!!

It seems that the JCIB "Birthday party"/ "Secret Celebration"/ "Don't tell no body or you die" "meeting" is set to take out a loan of 45,000 dollars from Regions bank Friday to cover the cost of the "meeting" this year. Cost include 4,500 dollars for catering, which will come from Paris and will be personally cooked by profession chefs , 6,500 to rest 25 rooms in the Embassy Suite Hotel, and 35,000 to get lil Wayne and Ludacris to perform for about 5 mins which may equal bout a song and a half. In addition it has been released that tickets will be $50 dollars this year. This means that a pimp name slickback will have to pay 2,000 to cover all the women he is bringing with he to the prom...I mean "meeting". So if you plan to attend the prom this year be prepared to bust out your wallets, purses, and piggybanks (you know you still have them)to cover the cost. But hey at least you get to hear Lil Wayne AND Ludacris....for about 5 minutes

Mrs.Thomas is taken down by Secret Service!!!!

According to MSNBC, Mrs. Becky MaryAnn Thomas of JCIB was arrested and deported to Gitmo yesterday following President Obama's State of the Union Address. It is reported that Mrs. Thomas tried to shake President Obama's hand for doing such a great job on his speech. It may have shaken his hand if it wasn't for the fact that she ran towards the stage shouting "OBAMA! OBAMA!" She was then drop kicked by a secret service agent and handcuff. The Republician Party accused Obama of being a socialist, facist, communist, terrorist, anti-american, american and from the mouth of Micheal Steele "a busta that just don't know when to stop acting like a gangsta" Also it has been reported that Mrs. Thomas has already created her own mafia-style gang and has so far been engaged in 25 fights, orders 31 hits, and has stolen over 45,000 dollars for guards and visitors. The G would like to wish Mrs.Thomas best of luck on her new criminal life and hopes she gets out soon!